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Starve to Death with Dignity

Starve to Death with Dignity (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Violence
Pairings: Loki/Freyja, Loki/Sif, Loki/Fandral, Loki/Others
Characters: Loki, Thor, Freyja, Odin, Sif, Fandral

Summary: Loki doesn’t know what’s worse: the measures he has to take so he doesn’t rut himself to death, or the fact that rutting himself to death seems like an acceptable option.

Note: This is an early draft.  It has not been edited, and has barely been spellchecked.  It will be edited at a later date before being posted to AO3.

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When the Dust Settles

When The Dust Settles (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Tony Stark, Verity Willis, Sif (Marvel)

Summary: When Odin banishes both Thor and Loki to Midgard, the plan seems simple at first—find Mjölnir and get home. After alienating those who try to help them, it becomes clear that getting back to Asgard won’t be as simple as finding a fallen hammer in the desert. Stranded in a realm that has forgotten their gods, Thor and Loki must prove their worth to return; a tricky task when they’ve been left no clear instructions of what their father wants from them.


Key Largo

Key Largo (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Loki: Agent of Asgard
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki (Agent of Asgard)/Verity Willis, Lorelei/Sigurd
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Verity Willis, Lorelei (Marvel), Sigurd (Marvel), Eloise Willis

Summary: Before she met Loki, Verity rarely left the house. She did make one exception, however: a yearly trip with her mother, on a typical destination vacation.

This year is no exception. Except for the part where her mother is absolutely convinced that she and Loki are dating.

Not only is this idea in her mind to stay, she is completely unaware that Verity’s new social group consists solely of a bunch of ancient Norse criminals, all living secret lives as hipsters with too much disposable income.

Somehow, Verity knows this is going to be nothing short of a week from hell.


Tarbell Course in Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Parts: Onging
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary:  A new magic act rolls into Las Vegas like he’s god’s gift to entertainment. Tall, bitchy, and foreign, Loki is a complete fish out of water. Local customs, currency, and climate all conspire against him in his attempts to start a new stage show. And if there are ulterior motives to his sudden relocation to Las Vegas, well. Nobody needs to know.

And as any good stage show needs an assistant, he needs to audition for one. And what he finds is a burnt out college dropout looking to get her foot in the door. But Darcy isn’t on stage to look pretty in a long dress. Because as everyone knows, it’s the assistant who does most of the work.


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