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To Dare Hope

To Dare Hope (8,049 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Major Character Death
Characters: Thor, Loki

Summary: Finding his brother pale and lifeless was becoming all too familiar, and never got easier.

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Sins of the Flesh

Sins of the Flesh (7,727 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Pairings: Loki/Tentacles
Characters: Loki

Summary: Loki finds a new pet.

And then the new pet finds Loki

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what sister have I?

what sister have I? (8,085 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Thor just cannot get enough

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no sister of mine

No sister of mine (8,184 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: After putting Loki in his place, Thor wishes he hadn’t been quite so effective.

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FIC REC: The Joke

Author:
Summary:
Steve’s not usually oblivious – far from it, in fact. But he does have his moments.

Like when he didn’t realize that the team was actually serious when they talked about Mjolnir being a magical weapon that only Thor could lift.

(Inspired by a head-canon prompt, in light of the comics-canon fact that Steve is actually capable of wielding Mjolnir. Full text of prompt is in the beginning notes.)
Word count: 7k
Characters/pairings: Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Thor, Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Phil Coulson
Rating: General
Warnings: None

Rec notes: This is primarily a character piece, and I love those. Steve goes through most of the fic assuming that they’re all just supposed to pretend that nobody can lift Mjolnir. That doesn’t stop him from picking up the hammer and moving it from time to time. The characterisation is lovely and subtle, which just brings the humour out even more. Thor’s confused reaction to finding Mjolnir not where he left it is especially good, and the whole fic builds up to a very satisfyingending.

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Not Æsir

Not Æsir (5,842 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)/Other(s)
Characters: Fandral (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Loki thinks that maybe if he can keep Fandral happy, he’ll stick around. And if he sticks around Loki will be happy.

Or, Loki is so eager to please that he does not notice that he might be getting neglected.

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FIC REC: Invocation for Beginners

Author: townpariah
Summary: Had they been poor, Loki thought, people would think they were crazy, but because they had money, they were eccentric. OR: Thor’s mother is remarrying and he spends the ten days leading up to the wedding at her summer house in the countryside, getting himself acquainted with his future stepbrothers.
Word count: 7k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Thor, Gen
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None

Rec notes: I don’t often rec WIPs, because I like to wait until they’re finished to make that call. But this one, unfinished though it is, is positively charming. Melancholy and sad, with an undercurrent of mystery. The whole thing reminds me of something I can’t quite place, but I would read an entire novel based on this premise. The fic is tagged Loki/Thor, but it appears to be abandoned and never gets that far. Despite that, it ends on a wonderful note that makes it feel complete as it is. I’ve definitely subscribed though, just in case.

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Loki Swap Chapter

Loki Swap Chapter (6,886 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: The swap chapter from Second Rite, in which another version of Loki wakes up in this one’s body and has no idea what’s going on. For the Loki Swap event.

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Recovery

Recovery (9,214 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes

Summary:  The story of how DI Lestrade came to be saddled with one Sherlock Holmes

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I have no sister

I have no sister (7,212 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Sometimes when Loki is in a particular mood, he wears a female form to seek a bed partner for the evening.

Thor thinks this behaviour is obscene, and sets out to teach Loki a lesson.

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Turnabout’s Fair Play

Turnabout’s Fair Play (6,420 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes

Summary: A Holiday to Cornwall turns into a test of John’s patience. With added Casefic and ACD references.

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High Stakes, No Limit

High-Stakes, No Limit (9,815 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Harry Lockhart, Harmony Lane, Perry van Shrike

Summary: Adoptable plotbunny. See profile for more info.

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Appropriate Research Material for Religious Celebrations, and How Not to Accidentally Start a Holy War

Appropriate Research Material for Religious Celebrations, and How Not to Accidentally Start a Holy War (5,172 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Loki & Natasha Romanov
Characters: Main: Loki (Marvel), secondary: Tony Stark, secondary: Pepper Potts, secondary: Natasha Romanov

Summary: Loki spends his first Christmas on Midgard. It’s oddly similar to Midwinter celebrations on Asgard, and yet, not at all the same.

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The One With the Five Things

The One With the Five Things (5,173 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Friends (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Rachel Green, Joey Tribbiani

Summary: Or, Five Inconsistencies/Contradictions that were Never Properly Addressed by the Writers

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The One With the Play Dates

The One With the Play Dates (5,927 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Friends (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Chandler Bing/Monica Geller
Characters: Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Rachel Green, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani

Summary: Ross and Rachel have lunch with a couple from Rachel’s work. Phoebe and Monica struggle to care for two infants and a five year old. Chandler’s daily commute is disrupted when a woman feels him up on the train.

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