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Compulsion

Compulsion (2,283 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Pairings: Loki/Sif
Characters: Loki, Sif

Summary: Loki has wanted Sif’s attention for longer than he could remember. She’s never once given it to him.

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So Good for Me

So Good for Me (2,154 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Pairings: Thor/Loki
Characters: Thor, Loki

Summary: Thor pays Loki a visit. It’s not the first time.

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FIC REC: Paintbox

Author: Lunik
Summary: Loki learns that when a man asks permission to paint you, sometimes he means he actually wants to paint you. More literally in some cases than others.
Word count: 4k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Steve
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: None

Rec notes: This is one of those pairings I didn’t expect to like when I first started seeing it crop up around the internet. Especially considering how this fic pre-dates Avengers 1.

But whoops, it’s one of my favourites, and one I go for when I’m looking for something quiet and thoughtful. This author especially manages to weave Loki and Steve’s personalities together to complement one another, without either seeming to undermine the other. The AU is simple, and allows those personalities to shine through without the inherent bravado and posturing that is necessary when the ship is presented in a canon-compliant setting. Steve is an artist, and Loki is his agent. This is all the fic asks you to accept in order to get these two dancing around one another while they both try to figure out what the hell Steve is actually trying to accomplish with this scheme of his.

It’s short and sweet, and more about how the characters fit together than the rating and length imply.

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Blaze

Blaze (1,511 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Thor and Loki graduate to real horses. It goes about as well as can be expected

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Seven and a Half Minutes

Seven and a Half Minutes (3,808 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Steve Rogers & Thor
Characters: Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Seven and a half minutes. It was a number Steve Rogers would never forget to matter how hard he tried. He could live another hundred years, and still that number would occupy a place in his mind.

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FIC REC: User Since

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To: PC (loyaltothedream@hushmail.com)
From: Buck (bucky1956@yahoo.com)
Subject: Report!
Date: May 10, 2012

Phil — where the hell are you, man? Let us know if you’re all right, or if there’s anything we can do to help. HQ’s freaking the fuck out.
Word count: 4k
Characters/pairings: Phil Coulson
Rating: General
Warnings: Major Character Death

Rec notes: This fic is done entirely in email and forum posts to wonderful effect. In his downtime, when Coulson wasn’t being a government spook, he ran a forum dedicated to all things Captain America. And because he was a government spook, details of his death and involvement in the Battle of New York aren’t exactly public record. Everything, from the rising panic of his closer friends to their decision to find out more about him and hold their own private memorial service is incredibly emotional, right down to the very end.

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Void Chickens

Void Chickens (2,174 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Kid Loki (Loki TV), Classic Loki (Loki TV), Loki (Marvel), President Loki (Loki TV), Sylvie (Loki TV), Alligator Loki (Loki TV), Boastful Loki (Loki TV)

Summary: The void is a dead world, outside of time. Dull, grey, and lifeless. Except for the flock of vibrant, blue birds that seem to follow the Lokis around as they travel about the surface.

It takes a while, but Kid Loki works out what they are, though maybe not precisely where they come from.

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Mistletoe Wine

Mistletoe Wine (3,035 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Fandral (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Álfheimr is boring, and requires a group of Asgardians to make their own fun. This leads to stolen wine and hiding in cupboards where they don’t belong.

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Space Stone

Space Stone (1,578 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel 616
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Space Stone – Character

Summary: Loki hates infinity stones. He especially hates sentient infinity stones.

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Loki-Sif Rematch

Loki-Sif Rematch (1,683 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Sif (Marvel)

Summary: Missing Scene from Second Rite

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Tell Him It’s His

This is an early chapter, available only to newsletter subscribers. You can find the current password in the most recent issue, or in the welcome email after signing up.


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Nothing Stays the Same

Nothing Stays the Same (4,327 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Celine | The Seer/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
Characters: Celine | The Seer (Who Killed Markiplier?), Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel

Summary:  Celine never knew being powerless could be so addicting.

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Everything Changes

Everything Changes (4,286 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Celine | The Seer/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
Characters: Celine | The Seer (Who Killed Markiplier?), Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel, Damien | The Mayor (Who Killed Markiplier?), Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier?)

Summary: William thought Mark had made a mistake marrying his friend’s sister. And maybe he did, but it’s not the worst one he’s made. Or: William is fed up with everyone’s bullshit and needs new friends.

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Lessons

Lessons (2,596 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki, Odin

Summary: Loki has had a parade of teachers since he was old enough to cast magic on his own. For some reason, they never seem to stick around for very long.

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Hvítá

Hvítá (2,430 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Heimdall (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: While Loki is on Jötunheimr, Thor seeks answers from the only person on Asgard who can give them.

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There’s No Tackling in Baseball

There’s No Tackling in Baseball (4,609 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Steve Rogers, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: There’s an empty field next to SHIELD HQ, which is perfect for casual sports. Eager to get back into the swing of familiarity, Steve goes out to practise his swing Somehow, he convinces Loki to try it too.

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Completely Normal

Completely Normal (3,524 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams, Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Summary: The Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace express route. Just another Thursday at 221b Baker Street. Adoptable plotbunny. See profile for more info.

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Avengers Initiative

Avengers Initiative (2,024 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Abandoned Work – Unfinished and Discontinued

Summary: Adoptable plotbunny. See profile for more info.

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You Have a Condition

You Have a Condition (1,496 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Klaus Hargreeves

Summary: You don’t have a drug problem in Vietnam; you have a condition.

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Unweaned and Blind

Unweaned and Blind (2,357 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Fenrir (Marvel)

Summary: It’s an expensive gift that Loki didn’t even want. And now he’s stuck with the wailing creature. Some missing scenes from Those Who Hunt Monsters.

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The Many Lives and Deaths of Luke Olson

The Many Lives and Deaths of Luke Olson (1,111 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel)

Summary: There’s a name that shows up throughout history, again and again.

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Candy Cane

Candy Cane (1,606 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: While Darcy tries to get her Christmas gifts out on time, Loki just gets in the way and distracts her.

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Budapest

Budapest (1,849 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark

Summary: Every SHIELD agent has that one mission that all other missions are compared to. For Clint and Natasha, it was Budapest that set the bar.

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Lævateinn

Lævateinn (2,198 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Odin (Marvel)

Summary: While Loki fights for Midgard, Thor is on Asgard, oblivious. Meanwhile, Odin has made a political decision and needs Thor’s help.

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2CV

2CV (1,197 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Captain America – All Media Types, Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Ray Coulson

Summary: Prompt fill: Loki finds himself behind the wheel of a car…

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