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Work

Work (200 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: It was Loki’s idea, but somehow Thor caught the consequences.

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Waiting

Waiting (300 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Nebulously connected to Tarbell Course in Magic. Just Loki waiting on Thor’s slow ass to show up like he said he would.

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Candy

Candy (195 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel)

Summary: It’s not that Asgard doesn’t have sweets.

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Midnight

Midnight (300 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Asgard can be vexingly inconvenient sometimes.

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Animals

Animals (200 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Darcy Lewis

Summary: They’re just animals.

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Awkward

Awkward (539 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki (Marvel)/Original Character(s)
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: From the prompt table. Sometimes Loki goes out of his way to make things awkward.

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Tick

Tick (381 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary:  Once again, Loki was nowhere to be found. Heimdall could not see him, Frigga worried after him, and Odin wanted to strangle him.

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Abandoned Prompt Fill

Abandoned prompt fill (981 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Summary: I seem to remember thinking the prompt was cute, but ultimately didn’t make a lot of sense. I’m not really sure what’s going on anymore.

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Untitled Loki #1

Untitled Loki #1 (989 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Loki (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Verity Willis

Summary: Loki is a pain in the ass, and Verity has instant regrets. Adoptable plobunny. See profile for more info.

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Midgard Legends Original Starter

Midgard Legends original starter (375 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Odin (Marvel)

Summary: The original beginning for Midgard Legends.

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Green

Green (100 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel)

Summary: It’s a good thing Loki happens to like green.

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Snow

Snow (100 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Loki prefers the winter. Thor does not.

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Everything’s Better with Cheesecake

Everything’s Better with Cheesecake (691 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Darcy Lewis & Loki, Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki

Summary: Loki has a bad day. Darcy tries to fix it with cheesecake.

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Ketil

Ketil (695 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hogun & Loki
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Hogun (Marvel)

Summary:  Prompt fill: “There are very few things Loki will admit to holding a deep respect for. This was one of them.”

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Texts from Jim Moriarty

Incoming Text from: Boss

Who would win in a fight?

oh god. not this again

Charles Manson or Ted Bundy?

i dont know. i dont read Psychopaths Monthly

I asked you a question, Seb. Don’t make me ask again.

im six feet away from you. why are we texting?

fine. Manson

And how do you come to that conclusion?

what is this? a pop quiz on all your biggest crushes?

Seb.

Jim

I’m waiting.

ok. good for you

Now you’re just trying to annoy me.

yep

wasnt Manson a beach boy or something?

You can dredge up that little bit of inaccurate trivia, but you can’t answer a simple question?

your question is annoying

just like your face

It’s so nice to know I’ve hired such an outstanding model of maturity. Do Blackwater only hire primary school students, or do they accept applicants from sixth form as well?

at least im not the one with the annoying face

If you miss your target because you’ re too busy insulting me, it will be your head on the very literal cutting board.

oh suddenly its my fault that youre texting me with stupid questions?

Get back to work.

stupid like your face

How disappointing.

disappointing like your face

now the real question is how many texts will i have to send before you get annoyed enough to fetch up your phone?

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Complicated

Complicated (696 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Tenth Doctor/River Song
Characters: Tenth Doctor, River Song

Summary: Relationships with the Doctor are always complicated. Doubly so if the other person in the relationship is also a time traveller.

This may have been from a prompt fill.

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Year One

Year One (609 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ford Prefect

Summary: Ford’s first year on Earth.

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Lonely

Lonely (279 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Tenth Doctor

Summary: For a prompt on LJ: the TARDIS always seems so much bigger when he’s travelling alone.

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Six-Word Stories About Sandford, Gloucestershire

Six-Word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire (90 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman
Characters: Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman

Summary: I forget who, but somebody gave me the idea to do stories in exactly six-words.

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Tim’s Morning

Tim’s Morning (1,189 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Spaced
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Tim Bisley, Daisy Steiner, Mike Watt

Summary: Tim does not borrow Daisy’s clothes, and he does not borrow her nail polish.

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