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The Cat’s Away

The Cat’s Away (2,694 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki/Sif (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Sif (Marvel)

Summary: It all starts when a mission takes Thor away from Asgard for longer than expected.

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FIC REC: Paintbox

Author: Lunik
Summary: Loki learns that when a man asks permission to paint you, sometimes he means he actually wants to paint you. More literally in some cases than others.
Word count: 4k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Steve
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: None

Rec notes: This is one of those pairings I didn’t expect to like when I first started seeing it crop up around the internet. Especially considering how this fic pre-dates Avengers 1.

But whoops, it’s one of my favourites, and one I go for when I’m looking for something quiet and thoughtful. This author especially manages to weave Loki and Steve’s personalities together to complement one another, without either seeming to undermine the other. The AU is simple, and allows those personalities to shine through without the inherent bravado and posturing that is necessary when the ship is presented in a canon-compliant setting. Steve is an artist, and Loki is his agent. This is all the fic asks you to accept in order to get these two dancing around one another while they both try to figure out what the hell Steve is actually trying to accomplish with this scheme of his.

It’s short and sweet, and more about how the characters fit together than the rating and length imply.

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When the Dust Settles

When The Dust Settles (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Tony Stark, Verity Willis, Sif (Marvel)

Summary: When Odin banishes both Thor and Loki to Midgard, the plan seems simple at first—find Mjölnir and get home. After alienating those who try to help them, it becomes clear that getting back to Asgard won’t be as simple as finding a fallen hammer in the desert. Stranded in a realm that has forgotten their gods, Thor and Loki must prove their worth to return; a tricky task when they’ve been left no clear instructions of what their father wants from them.

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Key Largo

Key Largo (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Loki: Agent of Asgard
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki (Agent of Asgard)/Verity Willis, Lorelei/Sigurd
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Verity Willis, Lorelei (Marvel), Sigurd (Marvel), Eloise Willis

Summary: Before she met Loki, Verity rarely left the house. She did make one exception, however: a yearly trip with her mother, on a typical destination vacation.

This year is no exception. Except for the part where her mother is absolutely convinced that she and Loki are dating.

Not only is this idea in her mind to stay, she is completely unaware that Verity’s new social group consists solely of a bunch of ancient Norse criminals, all living secret lives as hipsters with too much disposable income.

Somehow, Verity knows this is going to be nothing short of a week from hell.

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Work

Work (200 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: It was Loki’s idea, but somehow Thor caught the consequences.

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Waiting

Waiting (300 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Nebulously connected to Tarbell Course in Magic. Just Loki waiting on Thor’s slow ass to show up like he said he would.

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Candy

Candy (195 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel)

Summary: It’s not that Asgard doesn’t have sweets.

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Midnight

Midnight (300 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Asgard can be vexingly inconvenient sometimes.

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Animals

Animals (200 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Darcy Lewis

Summary: They’re just animals.

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Awkward

Awkward (539 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki (Marvel)/Original Character(s)
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: From the prompt table. Sometimes Loki goes out of his way to make things awkward.

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Blaze

Blaze (1,511 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Thor and Loki graduate to real horses. It goes about as well as can be expected

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Tick

Tick (381 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary:  Once again, Loki was nowhere to be found. Heimdall could not see him, Frigga worried after him, and Odin wanted to strangle him.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How To Please Your Audience

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How to Please Your Audience (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Darcy had thought she’d hit the jackpot; that the opportunity that fell into her lap would change her life forever.

It did, just not as she was expecting. While Darcy struggles to balance her personal and professional relationship with Loki, he struggles to adjust to life in a foreign country after alienating any support network he might have had.

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Second Rite

Second Rite (70,569 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 14/14
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Loki (Comics), Thor (Comics), Norse Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Angrboða | Angerboda/Loki (Norse Religion & Lore)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Angrboða | Angerboda (Norse Religion & Lore), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s)

Summary: Loki may have been raised knowing he’s Jötunn, but this doesn’t mean Odin didn’t keep secrets of his own. And like all secrets, they eventually get out.

Furious at being fed lies his entire life, Loki goes to Jötunheimr to find a magic sword in the hopes of getting every last ounce of truth out of Odin, once and for all.

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FIC REC: Despite Himself

Author: errantcomment
Summary: Loki runs a bookshop, because he likes books. Unfortunately, he only found out he didn’t like people once he’d had the grand opening. Now he spends a lot of time sulking, talking to his cat, not talking to his housemate, and sulking. Then one day, the shop bell rings and despite himself, it all changes.

Notting Hill/Avengers/Thor fusion. Mundane AU in which Steve is still a big dude but mostly he’s an architect, Natasha is a security consultant, and Thor is a Viking accountant.
Word count: 50k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Darcy, Steve Rogeres, Natasha Romanoff, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor
Rating: Mature
Warnings: None

Rec notes: I have a thing for Richard Curtis and Hugh Grant, so a Notting Hill Tasertricks AU amused me greatly. Loki is a bit more Bernard Black (though, this fic does feature a cameo by Black, in reference to Moran’s role in the film) than Hugh Grant, with a complete misanthropic view of everything. His assistant Bruce has some amazing anger management issues, and only seems to keep his job because he’s useful in scaring away shoplifters. I really enjoy Tony in this as well, and Steve/Tasha as the secondary couple makes me want fic just about them in this universe.

Best of all, I think, is the side thread with Thor and Loki, and how the author kept the tension between Loki and the rest of his family without the whole genocide thing getting in the way. Instead, he just fucked off like a child and refuses to face his problems like an adult, which does feel like a rather Loki-ish way to handle problems.

It also has the kind of ending I love. Not a happily ever after, and not perfect. But satisfying. Everything feels tied up at the end, but it’s more of a slightly mangled knot than a neat little bow, which makes it feel a bit more real to me.

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Abandoned Prompt Fill

Abandoned prompt fill (981 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Summary: I seem to remember thinking the prompt was cute, but ultimately didn’t make a lot of sense. I’m not really sure what’s going on anymore.

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Void Chickens

Void Chickens (2,174 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Kid Loki (Loki TV), Classic Loki (Loki TV), Loki (Marvel), President Loki (Loki TV), Sylvie (Loki TV), Alligator Loki (Loki TV), Boastful Loki (Loki TV)

Summary: The void is a dead world, outside of time. Dull, grey, and lifeless. Except for the flock of vibrant, blue birds that seem to follow the Lokis around as they travel about the surface.

It takes a while, but Kid Loki works out what they are, though maybe not precisely where they come from.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic (80,995 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

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FIC REC: Invocation for Beginners

Author: townpariah
Summary: Had they been poor, Loki thought, people would think they were crazy, but because they had money, they were eccentric. OR: Thor’s mother is remarrying and he spends the ten days leading up to the wedding at her summer house in the countryside, getting himself acquainted with his future stepbrothers.
Word count: 7k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Thor, Gen
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None

Rec notes: I don’t often rec WIPs, because I like to wait until they’re finished to make that call. But this one, unfinished though it is, is positively charming. Melancholy and sad, with an undercurrent of mystery. The whole thing reminds me of something I can’t quite place, but I would read an entire novel based on this premise. The fic is tagged Loki/Thor, but it appears to be abandoned and never gets that far. Despite that, it ends on a wonderful note that makes it feel complete as it is. I’ve definitely subscribed though, just in case.

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Mistletoe Wine

Mistletoe Wine (3,035 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Fandral (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Álfheimr is boring, and requires a group of Asgardians to make their own fun. This leads to stolen wine and hiding in cupboards where they don’t belong.

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Niðhöggr

Niðhögg (18,083 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Fenrir (Marvel), Jormungand (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Sigyn (Marvel)

Summary: Mischief runs in the family.

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Space Stone

Space Stone (1,578 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel 616
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Space Stone – Character

Summary: Loki hates infinity stones. He especially hates sentient infinity stones.

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Dwarf’s Ransom

Dwarf’s Ransom (21,814 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Loki & Odin (Marvel)
Characters: Odin (Marvel), Original Male Character(s), Old Loki

Summary: When his brothers go missing, a young dwarf is sent out to find them. Instead of his brothers, he finds a Jötunn vagabond and a young king whose reputation is known across the realms.

Somehow, his day only gets worse from there.

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Untitled Loki #1

Untitled Loki #1 (989 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Loki (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Verity Willis

Summary: Loki is a pain in the ass, and Verity has instant regrets. Adoptable plobunny. See profile for more info.

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Loki-Sif Rematch

Loki-Sif Rematch (1,683 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Sif (Marvel)

Summary: Missing Scene from Second Rite

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