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To Dare Hope

To Dare Hope (8,049 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Major Character Death
Characters: Thor, Loki

Summary: Finding his brother pale and lifeless was becoming all too familiar, and never got easier.

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When the Dust Settles

When The Dust Settles (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Tony Stark, Verity Willis, Sif (Marvel)

Summary: When Odin banishes both Thor and Loki to Midgard, the plan seems simple at first—find Mjölnir and get home. After alienating those who try to help them, it becomes clear that getting back to Asgard won’t be as simple as finding a fallen hammer in the desert. Stranded in a realm that has forgotten their gods, Thor and Loki must prove their worth to return; a tricky task when they’ve been left no clear instructions of what their father wants from them.

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Ponies

Ponies (12,194 words) by errantcomment, LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes

Summary: The Holmes boys decide to take a trip to Paris.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, the Holmes boys are a bit mad.

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Seven and a Half Minutes

Seven and a Half Minutes (3,808 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Steve Rogers & Thor
Characters: Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Seven and a half minutes. It was a number Steve Rogers would never forget to matter how hard he tried. He could live another hundred years, and still that number would occupy a place in his mind.

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Migard Legends

Midgard Legends (139,859 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Captain America – All Media Types, Hellboy – All Media Types, Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Trevor Bruttenholm, Steve Rogers, Logan (X-Men), Ray Coulson, James “Bucky” Barnes

Summary: While hiding out on Midgard to avoid responsibility back home, Loki begins to feel the pull of the Tesseract as it calls to him. After the usual methods fail, Loki resorts to a more unconventional tactic to get his hands on the weapon: he enlists.

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Niðhöggr

Niðhögg (18,083 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Fenrir (Marvel), Jormungand (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Sigyn (Marvel)

Summary: Mischief runs in the family.

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Sky Treader (Old Loki Remix)

Sky-Treader (Old Loki Remix) (13,848 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Norse Marvel, Norse Religion & Lore
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Loki & Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Original Characters, Old Loki, Þórr | Thor (Norse Religion & Lore)

Summary: Thor thinks Loki is lazy and spends entirely too much time in bed. Loki thinks Thor is an idiot and sets out to prove a point. One which involves theft, bribery, and a baby gryphon.

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Dwarf’s Ransom

Dwarf’s Ransom (21,814 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Loki & Odin (Marvel)
Characters: Odin (Marvel), Original Male Character(s), Old Loki

Summary: When his brothers go missing, a young dwarf is sent out to find them. Instead of his brothers, he finds a Jötunn vagabond and a young king whose reputation is known across the realms.

Somehow, his day only gets worse from there.

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Loki Swap Chapter

Loki Swap Chapter (6,886 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: The swap chapter from Second Rite, in which another version of Loki wakes up in this one’s body and has no idea what’s going on. For the Loki Swap event.

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Recovery

Recovery (9,214 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes

Summary:  The story of how DI Lestrade came to be saddled with one Sherlock Holmes

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Midwinter

Midwinter (11,355 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki & Thor, Hogun & Loki, Kelda & Loki
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Hogun (Marvel), Kelda (Marvel), Sif (Marvel), Fandral (Marvel), Balder (Marvel), Vidar (Marvel)

Summary: Midwinter is a dangerous day on Asgard. It’s a day of celebration and feast to welcome the return of the suns in the sky. But it is also the nameday of Odin’s twin sons, known the realm over for causing no end of chaos and calamity in their wake. Today is their 22nd nameday, and like all years before, the realm prepares for war. Not against any foreign invaders, but from those within the palace itself.

Takes place toward the end of Those Who Hunt Monsters.

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You Have a Condition

You Have a Condition (1,496 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Klaus Hargreeves

Summary: You don’t have a drug problem in Vietnam; you have a condition.

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High Stakes, No Limit

High-Stakes, No Limit (9,815 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Harry Lockhart, Harmony Lane, Perry van Shrike

Summary: Adoptable plotbunny. See profile for more info.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1 (73,438 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Journey into Mystery, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor, Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki, Thor, Jane Foster, Donald Blake (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

AU in which Loki has no innate magic abilities, but is still a magician, Darcy is a rapidly burning out college student, and Donald Blake is an ass.

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Superhero RPF

Superhero RPF (11,960 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Loki: Agent of Asgard, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki & Kamala Khan
Characters: Loki (Agent of Asgard), Loki (Marvel), Kamala Khan, Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Jeff Fischer (Marvel), Hilde (Marvel)

Summary: Kamala is a popular fic writer in the superhero RPF fandom, known for her rather surreal take on what the Avengers do. Loki is a BNF, known for his wank and not-sure-if-trollfic in Game of Thrones fandom. He decides to see what this superhero business is all about. Friendship ensues.

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Budapest

Budapest (1,849 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark

Summary: Every SHIELD agent has that one mission that all other missions are compared to. For Clint and Natasha, it was Budapest that set the bar.

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2CV

2CV (1,197 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Captain America – All Media Types, Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Ray Coulson

Summary: Prompt fill: Loki finds himself behind the wheel of a car…

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Ketil

Ketil (695 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hogun & Loki
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Hogun (Marvel)

Summary:  Prompt fill: “There are very few things Loki will admit to holding a deep respect for. This was one of them.”

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Skullgaffer’s Crown

Skullgaffer’s Crown (19,308 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Journey into Mystery, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leah/Loki
Characters: Thori (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), All-Mother, Ikol, Loki (Marvel), Leah (Marvel)

Summary: Loki is given a mission to retrieve a stolen crown, but he’s more interested in getting a new pair of shoes and trying to get laid.

Mostly, Leah is just bored. Bored enough to go along with him, and bored by his antics.

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Got What You Wanted

Got What You Wanted (1,930 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Young Avengers, Marvel (Comics), Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Kate Bishop, Kid Loki (Marvel) – Character, Noh-Varr, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: After Loki’s plan backfires, leaving them with no options, Kate starts to see the cracks in the surface.

Or,

Loki is completely banana balls, America is pissed, and Kate is nervous as hell. Set in the middle of #11.

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King Gary

King Gary (3,600 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The World’s End (2013)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Gary King

Summary: It never got better than that night. But some days are even worse than others.

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Half Helter-Skelter and Half Twinkly

Half Helter-Skelter and Half Twinkly (3,055 words) by errantcomment, LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson

Summary: Once on a mission, Clint Barton made a different call.

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Unalaska

Unalaska (20,516 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Martin Crieff, Douglas Richardson, Arthur Shappey, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey

Summary: Martin takes his first flight with MJN.

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Year One

Year One (609 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ford Prefect

Summary: Ford’s first year on Earth.

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Six-Word Stories About Sandford, Gloucestershire

Six-Word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire (90 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman
Characters: Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman

Summary: I forget who, but somebody gave me the idea to do stories in exactly six-words.

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