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Isla Nublar (2022)

Isla Nublar (Edited and Updated) (Final Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Jurassic Park – All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: The trip to Costa Rica was years in the planning, but now it’s finally happening. Two couples on a ten-day trip over Christmas, to the world’s most exotic resort and theme park.

What Darcy didn’t plan for was her boyfriend breaking up with her only weeks before the once-of-a-lifetime, non-refundable trip. It’s just a good thing she knows someone else who wasn’t even invited. Her new date for the trip may be going out of his way to be as obnoxious as possible, but he’s not even close to the worst thing about this vacation from hell.

Loki/Darcy fake dating, Odinson family drama, and dinosaur carnage.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How To Please Your Audience

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How to Please Your Audience (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Darcy had thought she’d hit the jackpot; that the opportunity that fell into her lap would change her life forever.

It did, just not as she was expecting. While Darcy struggles to balance her personal and professional relationship with Loki, he struggles to adjust to life in a foreign country after alienating any support network he might have had.

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FIC REC: Despite Himself

Author: errantcomment
Summary: Loki runs a bookshop, because he likes books. Unfortunately, he only found out he didn’t like people once he’d had the grand opening. Now he spends a lot of time sulking, talking to his cat, not talking to his housemate, and sulking. Then one day, the shop bell rings and despite himself, it all changes.

Notting Hill/Avengers/Thor fusion. Mundane AU in which Steve is still a big dude but mostly he’s an architect, Natasha is a security consultant, and Thor is a Viking accountant.
Word count: 50k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Darcy, Steve Rogeres, Natasha Romanoff, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor
Rating: Mature
Warnings: None

Rec notes: I have a thing for Richard Curtis and Hugh Grant, so a Notting Hill Tasertricks AU amused me greatly. Loki is a bit more Bernard Black (though, this fic does feature a cameo by Black, in reference to Moran’s role in the film) than Hugh Grant, with a complete misanthropic view of everything. His assistant Bruce has some amazing anger management issues, and only seems to keep his job because he’s useful in scaring away shoplifters. I really enjoy Tony in this as well, and Steve/Tasha as the secondary couple makes me want fic just about them in this universe.

Best of all, I think, is the side thread with Thor and Loki, and how the author kept the tension between Loki and the rest of his family without the whole genocide thing getting in the way. Instead, he just fucked off like a child and refuses to face his problems like an adult, which does feel like a rather Loki-ish way to handle problems.

It also has the kind of ending I love. Not a happily ever after, and not perfect. But satisfying. Everything feels tied up at the end, but it’s more of a slightly mangled knot than a neat little bow, which makes it feel a bit more real to me.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic (80,995 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

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How To Train Your Norse Trickster God

How To Train Your Norse Trickster God (162,379 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 79/79
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Clint Barton, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: After the fight on the Bifröst, Loki falls to the unluckiest town in New Mexico. Stranded without his magic and desperate to leave the realm, he takes the first human shield he finds and uses her to guide him halfway across the globe.

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Isla Nublar

Isla Nublar (84,056 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 24/24
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel)

Summary: The trip to Costa Rica was years in the planning, but now it’s finally happening. Two couples on a ten-day trip over Christmas, to the world’s most exotic resort and theme park.

What Darcy didn’t plan for was her boyfriend breaking up with her only weeks before the once-of-a-lifetime, non-refundable trip. It’s just a good thing she knows someone else who wasn’t even invited. Her new date for the trip may be going out of his way to be as obnoxious as possible, but he’s not even close to the worst thing about this vacation from hell.

Loki/Darcy fake dating, Odinson family drama, and dinosaur carnage.

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Everything’s Better with Cheesecake

Everything’s Better with Cheesecake (691 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Darcy Lewis & Loki, Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki

Summary: Loki has a bad day. Darcy tries to fix it with cheesecake.

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Candy Cane

Candy Cane (1,606 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: While Darcy tries to get her Christmas gifts out on time, Loki just gets in the way and distracts her.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1 (73,438 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Journey into Mystery, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor, Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki, Thor, Jane Foster, Donald Blake (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

AU in which Loki has no innate magic abilities, but is still a magician, Darcy is a rapidly burning out college student, and Donald Blake is an ass.

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Definitely Not Human

Definitely Not Human (3,129 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki

Summary: Darcy wants Loki to prove just now not human he is. This does not go as she planned.

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