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Ponies

Ponies (12,194 words) by errantcomment, LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes

Summary: The Holmes boys decide to take a trip to Paris.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, the Holmes boys are a bit mad.

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Recovery

Recovery (9,214 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes

Summary:  The story of how DI Lestrade came to be saddled with one Sherlock Holmes

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Completely Normal

Completely Normal (3,524 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams, Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Summary: The Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace express route. Just another Thursday at 221b Baker Street. Adoptable plotbunny. See profile for more info.

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Turnabout’s Fair Play

Turnabout’s Fair Play (6,420 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes

Summary: A Holiday to Cornwall turns into a test of John’s patience. With added Casefic and ACD references.

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Texts from Jim Moriarty

Incoming Text from: Boss

Who would win in a fight?

oh god. not this again

Charles Manson or Ted Bundy?

i dont know. i dont read Psychopaths Monthly

I asked you a question, Seb. Don’t make me ask again.

im six feet away from you. why are we texting?

fine. Manson

And how do you come to that conclusion?

what is this? a pop quiz on all your biggest crushes?

Seb.

Jim

I’m waiting.

ok. good for you

Now you’re just trying to annoy me.

yep

wasnt Manson a beach boy or something?

You can dredge up that little bit of inaccurate trivia, but you can’t answer a simple question?

your question is annoying

just like your face

It’s so nice to know I’ve hired such an outstanding model of maturity. Do Blackwater only hire primary school students, or do they accept applicants from sixth form as well?

at least im not the one with the annoying face

If you miss your target because you’ re too busy insulting me, it will be your head on the very literal cutting board.

oh suddenly its my fault that youre texting me with stupid questions?

Get back to work.

stupid like your face

How disappointing.

disappointing like your face

now the real question is how many texts will i have to send before you get annoyed enough to fetch up your phone?

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