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Ours to Keep

Ours to Keep (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 4/?
Fandom: Thor, Loki (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage, Dubcon
Pairings: Loki/Sylvie
Characters: Loki, Sylvie, Thor, Angela, Odin, Frigga

Summary: After Bor’s death, the entire family manage to make it into town for the will reading. It’s only been a few months since Loki had a close call with a car accident he probably should not have survived, which only adds to the tension of having too many people in a house with not enough beds.

But the funny thing about death is it has a way of unveiling all sorts of secrets, whether or not they have anything to do with the deceased. And for Loki and Sylvie, this has the potential to be catastrophic.

Note: This fic is being posted as a kinkmeme fill.  It may get edited at a later date.

 

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Starve to Death with Dignity

Starve to Death with Dignity (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Violence
Pairings: Loki/Freyja, Loki/Sif, Loki/Fandral, Loki/Others
Characters: Loki, Thor, Freyja, Odin, Sif, Fandral

Summary: Loki doesn’t know what’s worse: the measures he has to take so he doesn’t rut himself to death, or the fact that rutting himself to death seems like an acceptable option.

Note: This is an early draft.  It has not been edited, and has barely been spellchecked.  It will be edited at a later date before being posted to AO3.

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When the Dust Settles

When The Dust Settles (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Tony Stark, Verity Willis, Sif (Marvel)

Summary: When Odin banishes both Thor and Loki to Midgard, the plan seems simple at first—find Mjölnir and get home. After alienating those who try to help them, it becomes clear that getting back to Asgard won’t be as simple as finding a fallen hammer in the desert. Stranded in a realm that has forgotten their gods, Thor and Loki must prove their worth to return; a tricky task when they’ve been left no clear instructions of what their father wants from them.

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Ponies

Ponies (12,194 words) by errantcomment, LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes

Summary: The Holmes boys decide to take a trip to Paris.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, the Holmes boys are a bit mad.

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Isla Nublar (2022)

Isla Nublar (Edited and Updated) (Final Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Jurassic Park – All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: The trip to Costa Rica was years in the planning, but now it’s finally happening. Two couples on a ten-day trip over Christmas, to the world’s most exotic resort and theme park.

What Darcy didn’t plan for was her boyfriend breaking up with her only weeks before the once-of-a-lifetime, non-refundable trip. It’s just a good thing she knows someone else who wasn’t even invited. Her new date for the trip may be going out of his way to be as obnoxious as possible, but he’s not even close to the worst thing about this vacation from hell.

Loki/Darcy fake dating, Odinson family drama, and dinosaur carnage.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How To Please Your Audience

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How to Please Your Audience (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Darcy had thought she’d hit the jackpot; that the opportunity that fell into her lap would change her life forever.

It did, just not as she was expecting. While Darcy struggles to balance her personal and professional relationship with Loki, he struggles to adjust to life in a foreign country after alienating any support network he might have had.

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Loki: God of Outcasts

Loki: God of Outcasts (Final Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)/Other(s)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Laufey (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Sif (Marvel), Hogun (Marvel), Fandral (Marvel), Volstagg (Marvel), Original Characters, Old Loki

Summary: What if one decision over 1000 years ago was made differently? Rather than being fed lies and made an unwilling party to them, the narrative changes and Loki is raised knowing he is Jötunn. But Asgard is no place for an abandoned Jötunn runt.

AU in which Odin is mostly-honest, Thor is still a spoilt brat, and Loki still deserves a smack in the mouth. Or, that time the MCU was inhabited by the comic versions of Thor and Loki.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic (80,995 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

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Migard Legends

Midgard Legends (139,859 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Captain America – All Media Types, Hellboy – All Media Types, Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Trevor Bruttenholm, Steve Rogers, Logan (X-Men), Ray Coulson, James “Bucky” Barnes

Summary: While hiding out on Midgard to avoid responsibility back home, Loki begins to feel the pull of the Tesseract as it calls to him. After the usual methods fail, Loki resorts to a more unconventional tactic to get his hands on the weapon: he enlists.

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Tarbell Course in Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Parts: Onging
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary:  A new magic act rolls into Las Vegas like he’s god’s gift to entertainment. Tall, bitchy, and foreign, Loki is a complete fish out of water. Local customs, currency, and climate all conspire against him in his attempts to start a new stage show. And if there are ulterior motives to his sudden relocation to Las Vegas, well. Nobody needs to know.

And as any good stage show needs an assistant, he needs to audition for one. And what he finds is a burnt out college dropout looking to get her foot in the door. But Darcy isn’t on stage to look pretty in a long dress. Because as everyone knows, it’s the assistant who does most of the work.

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Completely Normal

Completely Normal (3,524 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams, Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Summary: The Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace express route. Just another Thursday at 221b Baker Street. Adoptable plotbunny. See profile for more info.

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Isla Nublar

Isla Nublar (84,056 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 24/24
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel)

Summary: The trip to Costa Rica was years in the planning, but now it’s finally happening. Two couples on a ten-day trip over Christmas, to the world’s most exotic resort and theme park.

What Darcy didn’t plan for was her boyfriend breaking up with her only weeks before the once-of-a-lifetime, non-refundable trip. It’s just a good thing she knows someone else who wasn’t even invited. Her new date for the trip may be going out of his way to be as obnoxious as possible, but he’s not even close to the worst thing about this vacation from hell.

Loki/Darcy fake dating, Odinson family drama, and dinosaur carnage.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1 (73,438 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Journey into Mystery, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor, Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki, Thor, Jane Foster, Donald Blake (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

AU in which Loki has no innate magic abilities, but is still a magician, Darcy is a rapidly burning out college student, and Donald Blake is an ass.

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Skullgaffer’s Crown

Skullgaffer’s Crown (19,308 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Journey into Mystery, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leah/Loki
Characters: Thori (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), All-Mother, Ikol, Loki (Marvel), Leah (Marvel)

Summary: Loki is given a mission to retrieve a stolen crown, but he’s more interested in getting a new pair of shoes and trying to get laid.

Mostly, Leah is just bored. Bored enough to go along with him, and bored by his antics.

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Unalaska

Unalaska (20,516 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Martin Crieff, Douglas Richardson, Arthur Shappey, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey

Summary: Martin takes his first flight with MJN.

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Operation Z-Day

Operation Z-Day (5,713 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Shaun of the Dead
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman, Sergeant Turner (Hot Fuzz), Andy Cartwright, Andy Wainwright, Tony Fisher, Doris Thatcher, Frank Butterman, Met Sergeant (Hot Fuzz), Bob Walker, Yvonne (Shaun of the Dead), Shaun Riley

Summary: Zombies invade England. Nicholas almost shows emotion. Danny watches too many movies.

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Cheap Speed and Playstation2

Cheap Speed and PlayStation2 (2,198 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Spaced, Shaun of the Dead
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman, Tim Bisley, Shaun Riley, Ed (Shaun of the Dead), Mike Watt, Daisy Steiner, Yvonne (Shaun of the Dead)

Summary: Whilst in London for an urban training exercise, Nicholas and Danny are called to a small electronics shop to deal with a pesky customer.

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