Incoming Text from: Boss
Who would win in a fight?
oh god. not this again
Charles Manson or Ted Bundy?
i dont know. i dont read Psychopaths Monthly
I asked you a question, Seb. Don’t make me ask again.
im six feet away from you. why are we texting?
fine. Manson
And how do you come to that conclusion?
what is this? a pop quiz on all your biggest crushes?
Seb.
Jim
I’m waiting.
ok. good for you
Now you’re just trying to annoy me.
yep
wasnt Manson a beach boy or something?
You can dredge up that little bit of inaccurate trivia, but you can’t answer a simple question?
your question is annoying
just like your face
It’s so nice to know I’ve hired such an outstanding model of maturity. Do Blackwater only hire primary school students, or do they accept applicants from sixth form as well?
at least im not the one with the annoying face
If you miss your target because you’ re too busy insulting me, it will be your head on the very literal cutting board.
oh suddenly its my fault that youre texting me with stupid questions?
Get back to work.
stupid like your face
How disappointing.
disappointing like your face
now the real question is how many texts will i have to send before you get annoyed enough to fetch up your phone?
