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How To Train Your Norse Trickster God

How To Train Your Norse Trickster God (162,379 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 79/79
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Clint Barton, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: After the fight on the Bifröst, Loki falls to the unluckiest town in New Mexico. Stranded without his magic and desperate to leave the realm, he takes the first human shield he finds and uses her to guide him halfway across the globe.

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There’s No Tackling in Baseball

There’s No Tackling in Baseball (4,609 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Steve Rogers, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: There’s an empty field next to SHIELD HQ, which is perfect for casual sports. Eager to get back into the swing of familiarity, Steve goes out to practise his swing Somehow, he convinces Loki to try it too.

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All Fun and Games until Someone Gets Hurt

All Fun and Games until Someone Gets Hurt (2,971 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Agent Blake (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Natasha Romanov, Grant Ward

Summary: Coulson promised Clint a lot of things when he recruited him to SHIELD. What he didn’t mention was that half of training would be an exercise in enduring an endless stream of practical jokes.

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