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To: PC (loyaltothedream@hushmail.com)
From: Buck (bucky1956@yahoo.com)
Subject: Report!
Date: May 10, 2012

Phil — where the hell are you, man? Let us know if you’re all right, or if there’s anything we can do to help. HQ’s freaking the fuck out.
Word count: 4k
Characters/pairings: Phil Coulson
Rating: General
Warnings: Major Character Death

Rec notes: This fic is done entirely in email and forum posts to wonderful effect. In his downtime, when Coulson wasn’t being a government spook, he ran a forum dedicated to all things Captain America. And because he was a government spook, details of his death and involvement in the Battle of New York aren’t exactly public record. Everything, from the rising panic of his closer friends to their decision to find out more about him and hold their own private memorial service is incredibly emotional, right down to the very end.

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Superhero RPF

Superhero RPF (11,960 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Loki: Agent of Asgard, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki & Kamala Khan
Characters: Loki (Agent of Asgard), Loki (Marvel), Kamala Khan, Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Jeff Fischer (Marvel), Hilde (Marvel)

Summary: Kamala is a popular fic writer in the superhero RPF fandom, known for her rather surreal take on what the Avengers do. Loki is a BNF, known for his wank and not-sure-if-trollfic in Game of Thrones fandom. He decides to see what this superhero business is all about. Friendship ensues.

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Texts from Jim Moriarty

Incoming Text from: Boss

Who would win in a fight?

oh god. not this again

Charles Manson or Ted Bundy?

i dont know. i dont read Psychopaths Monthly

I asked you a question, Seb. Don’t make me ask again.

im six feet away from you. why are we texting?

fine. Manson

And how do you come to that conclusion?

what is this? a pop quiz on all your biggest crushes?



I’m waiting.

ok. good for you

Now you’re just trying to annoy me.


wasnt Manson a beach boy or something?

You can dredge up that little bit of inaccurate trivia, but you can’t answer a simple question?

your question is annoying

just like your face

It’s so nice to know I’ve hired such an outstanding model of maturity. Do Blackwater only hire primary school students, or do they accept applicants from sixth form as well?

at least im not the one with the annoying face

If you miss your target because you’ re too busy insulting me, it will be your head on the very literal cutting board.

oh suddenly its my fault that youre texting me with stupid questions?

Get back to work.

stupid like your face

How disappointing.

disappointing like your face

now the real question is how many texts will i have to send before you get annoyed enough to fetch up your phone?

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