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Ours to Keep | Chapter 14

Ours to Keep (103,382 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 14/14
Fandom: Thor, Loki (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage, Dubcon
Pairings: Loki/Sylvie
Characters: Loki, Sylvie, Thor, Angela, Odin, Frigga

Summary: After Bor’s death, the entire family manage to make it into town for the will reading. It’s only been a few months since Loki had a close call with a car accident he probably should not have survived, which only adds to the tension of having too many people in a house with not enough beds.

But the funny thing about death is it has a way of unveiling all sorts of secrets, whether or not they have anything to do with the deceased. And for Loki and Sylvie, this has the potential to be catastrophic.

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Is This What You Want?

Is This What You Want? (7,639 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor
Characters: Loki, Thor
Additional Tags: intersex!Loki, dubcon, revoked consent

Summary: Loki has grown resigned to Thor’s nightly habits. That doesn’t mean he likes it.

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Tales of Yggdrasil: Niðhöggr

Tales of Yggdrasil: Niðhöggr (18,492 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Fenris, Jörmungandr

Summary: A pair of brothers find themselves on Múspelheimr.  Nothing good ever happens on Múspelheimr.

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Compulsion

Compulsion (2,283 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Pairings: Loki/Sif
Characters: Loki, Sif

Summary: Loki has wanted Sif’s attention for longer than he could remember. She’s never once given it to him.

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To Dare Hope

To Dare Hope (8,049 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Major Character Death
Characters: Thor, Loki

Summary: Finding his brother pale and lifeless was becoming all too familiar, and never got easier.

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Sins of the Flesh

Sins of the Flesh (7,727 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Pairings: Loki/Tentacles
Characters: Loki

Summary: Loki finds a new pet.

And then the new pet finds Loki

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God of Outcasts: Those Who Hunt Monsters

God of Outcasts: Those Who Hunt Monsters (109,786 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 29
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)/Other(s)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Laufey (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Sif (Marvel), Hogun (Marvel), Fandral (Marvel), Volstagg (Marvel), Original Characters, Old Loki

Summary: What if one decision over 1000 years ago was made differently? Rather than being fed lies and made an unwilling party to them, the narrative changes and Loki is raised knowing he is Jötunn. But Asgard is no place for an abandoned Jötunn runt.

AU in which Odin is mostly-honest, Thor is still a spoilt brat, and Loki still deserves a smack in the mouth. Or, that time the MCU was inhabited by the comic versions of Thor and Loki.

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The Cat’s Away

The Cat’s Away (2,694 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki/Sif (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Sif (Marvel)

Summary: It all starts when a mission takes Thor away from Asgard for longer than expected.

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Odinsons

Odinsons (78,431 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Parts: 6
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Sometimes when Loki is in a particular mood, he wears a female form to seek a bed partner for the evening.
Thor thinks this behaviour is obscene, and sets out to teach Loki a lesson.

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Odinsons (Loki Chapters)

Odinsons (78,431 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Parts: 6
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Sometimes when Loki is in a particular mood, he wears a female form to seek a bed partner for the evening.
Thor thinks this behaviour is obscene, and sets out to teach Loki a lesson.

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Odinsons (Thor Chapters)

Odinsons (78,431 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Parts: 6
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Sometimes when Loki is in a particular mood, he wears a female form to seek a bed partner for the evening.
Thor thinks this behaviour is obscene, and sets out to teach Loki a lesson.

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Loki Slash Collection vol 1

Loki Slash Collection, vol 1 (97,606 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Fandoms: Marvel, Thor
Overall Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-con, dubcon, bestiality, underage

Fics Included:

  1. By the Shores of Múspelheimr
  2. Mistletoe Wine
  3. Not Æsir
  4. So Good for Me
  5. Sins of the Flesh
  6. This One Knows its Place
  7. In the Darkness
  8. Is This what you Want?
  9. Odinsons
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Marvel Gen Collection vol 1

Marvel Gen Collection, vol 1 (23,237 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Fandoms: Avengers, Punisher, Young Avengers
Overall Rating: Mature
Warnings: None

Fics Included:

  1. Appropriate Research Material for Religious Celebrations, and how not to Accidentally Start a Holy War
  2. Folk Metal
  3. Half Helter-Skelter and Half Twinkly
  4. All Fun and Games until Someone Gets Hurt
  5. Classic Hollywood Bullshit
  6. New Year
  7. Budapest
  8. No Tackling in Baseball
  9. Seven and a Half Minutes
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Tales of Yggdrasil: Dwarf’s Ransom

Tales of Yggdrasil: Dwarf’s Ransom (21,984 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Old Loki, Odin

Summary: When his brothers go missing, a young dwarf is sent out to find them. Instead of his brothers, he finds a Jötunn vagabond and a young prince whose reputation is known across the realms.

Somehow, his day only gets worse from there.

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Ragnarök: The Cycle Works Thus

Ragnarök: The Cycle Works Thus (1,921 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Laufey, Loki, Odin

Summary: The Æsir are the monsters here. Laufey is just an old man who has lost everything.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic (80,995 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

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Loki Gen Collection vol 2

Loki Gen Collection, vol 2 (29,805 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Fandoms: Marvel, Thor
Overall Rating: Mature
Warnings: None

Fics Included:

  1. Everything’s Better with Cheesecake
  2. The Many Lives and Deaths of Luke Olson
  3. Unweaned and Blind
  4. There’s No Tackling in Baseball
  5. Snow
  6. Green
  7. Midwinter
  8. Lessons
  9. Loki Swap Chapter
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Superhero RPF

Superhero RPF (11,960 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Loki: Agent of Asgard, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki & Kamala Khan
Characters: Loki (Agent of Asgard), Loki (Marvel), Kamala Khan, Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Jeff Fischer (Marvel), Hilde (Marvel)

Summary: Kamala is a popular fic writer in the superhero RPF fandom, known for her rather surreal take on what the Avengers do. Loki is a BNF, known for his wank and not-sure-if-trollfic in Game of Thrones fandom. He decides to see what this superhero business is all about. Friendship ensues.

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Loki Gen Collection vol 1

Loki Gen Collection, vol 1 (40,820 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Fandoms: Marvel, Thor, Young Avengers, Avengers
Overall Rating: Mature
Warnings: None

Fics Included:

  • Grid and Gerriöd
  • Appropriate Research Material for Religious Celebrations, and how not to Accidentally Cause a Holy War
  • Folk Metal
  • Got What you Wanted
  • Fenrir
  • What Could Be
  • Skullgaffer’s Crown
  • 2CV
  • Ketil
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Skullgaffer’s Crown

Skullgaffer’s Crown (19,308 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Journey into Mystery, Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leah/Loki
Characters: Thori (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), All-Mother, Ikol, Loki (Marvel), Leah (Marvel)

Summary: Loki is given a mission to retrieve a stolen crown, but he’s more interested in getting a new pair of shoes and trying to get laid.
Mostly, Leah is just bored. Bored enough to go along with him, and bored by his antics.

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By the Shores of Múspelheimr

By the Shores of Muspelheimr (4,354 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor – All Media Types, Marvel
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Fandral/Loki
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Fandral (Marvel)

Summary: Loki and Fandral get stuck on Muspelheimr, and choose this, of all times, to resolve an old feud.

 

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Cornetto Fic Collection, vol 1

Cornetto Fic Collection, vol 1 (23,237 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Fandoms: Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Spaced
Overall Rating: Mature
Warnings: Chose Not To Warn

Fics Included:

  1. Tim’s Morning
  2. Six-Word Stories About Sandford, Gloucestershire
  3. A Very Sandford Christmas
  4. Operation Z-Day
  5. Everything’s Gonna be Fine
  6. Cheap Speed and PlayStation 2
  7. Nicholas’ First DVD
  8. Tim’s Secret
  9. Five Reasons Nicholas Stayed in Sandford (and One Reason he Didn’t)
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Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas

Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas (25,268 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 19/19
Fandom: Penn & Teller RPF, Penn & Teller Get Killed, Saturday Night Live RPF
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Penn Jillette, Teller (Magician)

Summary: The boys make their Las Vegas début. It goes about as well as can be expected.

Still old. Still don’t look at me.

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Penn & Teller Go Network

Penn & Teller Go Network (35,804 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 19/19
Fandom: Penn & Teller Get Killed, Penn & Teller RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Penn Jillette, Teller (Magician)

Summary: The boys finally get their big television break. It’ll make them famous, even if it kills them.

Very old. Don’t look at me.

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