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Seven and a Half Minutes

Seven and a Half Minutes (3,808 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Steve Rogers & Thor
Characters: Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Seven and a half minutes. It was a number Steve Rogers would never forget to matter how hard he tried. He could live another hundred years, and still that number would occupy a place in his mind.

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Isla Nublar (2022)

Isla Nublar (Edited and Updated) (Final Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Jurassic Park – All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: The trip to Costa Rica was years in the planning, but now it’s finally happening. Two couples on a ten-day trip over Christmas, to the world’s most exotic resort and theme park.

What Darcy didn’t plan for was her boyfriend breaking up with her only weeks before the once-of-a-lifetime, non-refundable trip. It’s just a good thing she knows someone else who wasn’t even invited. Her new date for the trip may be going out of his way to be as obnoxious as possible, but he’s not even close to the worst thing about this vacation from hell.

Loki/Darcy fake dating, Odinson family drama, and dinosaur carnage.

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FIC REC: User Since

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Summary: 

To: PC (loyaltothedream@hushmail.com)
From: Buck (bucky1956@yahoo.com)
Subject: Report!
Date: May 10, 2012

Phil — where the hell are you, man? Let us know if you’re all right, or if there’s anything we can do to help. HQ’s freaking the fuck out.
Word count: 4k
Characters/pairings: Phil Coulson
Rating: General
Warnings: Major Character Death

Rec notes: This fic is done entirely in email and forum posts to wonderful effect. In his downtime, when Coulson wasn’t being a government spook, he ran a forum dedicated to all things Captain America. And because he was a government spook, details of his death and involvement in the Battle of New York aren’t exactly public record. Everything, from the rising panic of his closer friends to their decision to find out more about him and hold their own private memorial service is incredibly emotional, right down to the very end.

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FIC REC: The Joke

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Summary:
Steve’s not usually oblivious – far from it, in fact. But he does have his moments.

Like when he didn’t realize that the team was actually serious when they talked about Mjolnir being a magical weapon that only Thor could lift.

(Inspired by a head-canon prompt, in light of the comics-canon fact that Steve is actually capable of wielding Mjolnir. Full text of prompt is in the beginning notes.)
Word count: 7k
Characters/pairings: Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Thor, Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Phil Coulson
Rating: General
Warnings: None

Rec notes: This is primarily a character piece, and I love those. Steve goes through most of the fic assuming that they’re all just supposed to pretend that nobody can lift Mjolnir. That doesn’t stop him from picking up the hammer and moving it from time to time. The characterisation is lovely and subtle, which just brings the humour out even more. Thor’s confused reaction to finding Mjolnir not where he left it is especially good, and the whole fic builds up to a very satisfyingending.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How To Please Your Audience

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 2: How to Please Your Audience (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Thor (Marvel)

Summary: Darcy had thought she’d hit the jackpot; that the opportunity that fell into her lap would change her life forever.

It did, just not as she was expecting. While Darcy struggles to balance her personal and professional relationship with Loki, he struggles to adjust to life in a foreign country after alienating any support network he might have had.

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Loki: God of Outcasts

Loki: God of Outcasts (Final Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: Ongoing
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)/Other(s)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Laufey (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Sif (Marvel), Hogun (Marvel), Fandral (Marvel), Volstagg (Marvel), Original Characters, Old Loki

Summary: What if one decision over 1000 years ago was made differently? Rather than being fed lies and made an unwilling party to them, the narrative changes and Loki is raised knowing he is Jötunn. But Asgard is no place for an abandoned Jötunn runt.

AU in which Odin is mostly-honest, Thor is still a spoilt brat, and Loki still deserves a smack in the mouth. Or, that time the MCU was inhabited by the comic versions of Thor and Loki.

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Second Rite

Second Rite (70,569 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 14/14
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Loki (Comics), Thor (Comics), Norse Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Angrboða | Angerboda/Loki (Norse Religion & Lore)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Angrboða | Angerboda (Norse Religion & Lore), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s)

Summary: Loki may have been raised knowing he’s Jötunn, but this doesn’t mean Odin didn’t keep secrets of his own. And like all secrets, they eventually get out.

Furious at being fed lies his entire life, Loki goes to Jötunheimr to find a magic sword in the hopes of getting every last ounce of truth out of Odin, once and for all.

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FIC REC: Despite Himself

Author: errantcomment
Summary: Loki runs a bookshop, because he likes books. Unfortunately, he only found out he didn’t like people once he’d had the grand opening. Now he spends a lot of time sulking, talking to his cat, not talking to his housemate, and sulking. Then one day, the shop bell rings and despite himself, it all changes.

Notting Hill/Avengers/Thor fusion. Mundane AU in which Steve is still a big dude but mostly he’s an architect, Natasha is a security consultant, and Thor is a Viking accountant.
Word count: 50k
Characters/pairings: Loki/Darcy, Steve Rogeres, Natasha Romanoff, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor
Rating: Mature
Warnings: None

Rec notes: I have a thing for Richard Curtis and Hugh Grant, so a Notting Hill Tasertricks AU amused me greatly. Loki is a bit more Bernard Black (though, this fic does feature a cameo by Black, in reference to Moran’s role in the film) than Hugh Grant, with a complete misanthropic view of everything. His assistant Bruce has some amazing anger management issues, and only seems to keep his job because he’s useful in scaring away shoplifters. I really enjoy Tony in this as well, and Steve/Tasha as the secondary couple makes me want fic just about them in this universe.

Best of all, I think, is the side thread with Thor and Loki, and how the author kept the tension between Loki and the rest of his family without the whole genocide thing getting in the way. Instead, he just fucked off like a child and refuses to face his problems like an adult, which does feel like a rather Loki-ish way to handle problems.

It also has the kind of ending I love. Not a happily ever after, and not perfect. But satisfying. Everything feels tied up at the end, but it’s more of a slightly mangled knot than a neat little bow, which makes it feel a bit more real to me.

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Not Æsir

Not Æsir (5,842 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)/Other(s)
Characters: Fandral (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Loki thinks that maybe if he can keep Fandral happy, he’ll stick around. And if he sticks around Loki will be happy.

Or, Loki is so eager to please that he does not notice that he might be getting neglected.

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Abandoned Prompt Fill

Abandoned prompt fill (981 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Summary: I seem to remember thinking the prompt was cute, but ultimately didn’t make a lot of sense. I’m not really sure what’s going on anymore.

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Void Chickens

Void Chickens (2,174 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Kid Loki (Loki TV), Classic Loki (Loki TV), Loki (Marvel), President Loki (Loki TV), Sylvie (Loki TV), Alligator Loki (Loki TV), Boastful Loki (Loki TV)

Summary: The void is a dead world, outside of time. Dull, grey, and lifeless. Except for the flock of vibrant, blue birds that seem to follow the Lokis around as they travel about the surface.

It takes a while, but Kid Loki works out what they are, though maybe not precisely where they come from.

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic (80,995 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

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How To Train Your Norse Trickster God

How To Train Your Norse Trickster God (162,379 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 79/79
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Clint Barton, Loki (Marvel)

Summary: After the fight on the Bifröst, Loki falls to the unluckiest town in New Mexico. Stranded without his magic and desperate to leave the realm, he takes the first human shield he finds and uses her to guide him halfway across the globe.

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Mistletoe Wine

Mistletoe Wine (3,035 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fandral/Loki (Marvel)
Characters: Fandral (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)

Summary: Álfheimr is boring, and requires a group of Asgardians to make their own fun. This leads to stolen wine and hiding in cupboards where they don’t belong.

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Migard Legends

Midgard Legends (139,859 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26/26
Fandom: Captain America – All Media Types, Hellboy – All Media Types, Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Trevor Bruttenholm, Steve Rogers, Logan (X-Men), Ray Coulson, James “Bucky” Barnes

Summary: While hiding out on Midgard to avoid responsibility back home, Loki begins to feel the pull of the Tesseract as it calls to him. After the usual methods fail, Loki resorts to a more unconventional tactic to get his hands on the weapon: he enlists.

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Niðhöggr

Niðhögg (18,083 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Fenrir (Marvel), Jormungand (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Sigyn (Marvel)

Summary: Mischief runs in the family.

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Space Stone

Space Stone (1,578 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel 616
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Space Stone – Character

Summary: Loki hates infinity stones. He especially hates sentient infinity stones.

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Sky Treader (Old Loki Remix)

Sky-Treader (Old Loki Remix) (13,848 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics), Norse Marvel, Norse Religion & Lore
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Loki & Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Original Characters, Old Loki, Þórr | Thor (Norse Religion & Lore)

Summary: Thor thinks Loki is lazy and spends entirely too much time in bed. Loki thinks Thor is an idiot and sets out to prove a point. One which involves theft, bribery, and a baby gryphon.

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Dwarf’s Ransom

Dwarf’s Ransom (21,814 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies), Norse Marvel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Loki & Odin (Marvel)
Characters: Odin (Marvel), Original Male Character(s), Old Loki

Summary: When his brothers go missing, a young dwarf is sent out to find them. Instead of his brothers, he finds a Jötunn vagabond and a young king whose reputation is known across the realms.

Somehow, his day only gets worse from there.

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Untitled Loki #1

Untitled Loki #1 (989 words) by Sassgaardian

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Loki (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Verity Willis

Summary: Loki is a pain in the ass, and Verity has instant regrets. Adoptable plobunny. See profile for more info.

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Loki-Sif Rematch

Loki-Sif Rematch (1,683 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Sif (Marvel)

Summary: Missing Scene from Second Rite

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Midgard Legends Original Starter

Midgard Legends original starter (375 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Odin (Marvel)

Summary: The original beginning for Midgard Legends.

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Loki Swap Chapter

Loki Swap Chapter (6,886 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Loki (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)

Summary: The swap chapter from Second Rite, in which another version of Loki wakes up in this one’s body and has no idea what’s going on. For the Loki Swap event.

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Tell Him It’s His

This is an early chapter, available only to newsletter subscribers. You can find the current password in the most recent issue, or in the welcome email after signing up.


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Nothing Stays the Same

Nothing Stays the Same (4,327 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Celine | The Seer/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
Characters: Celine | The Seer (Who Killed Markiplier?), Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel

Summary:  Celine never knew being powerless could be so addicting.

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