Summary: Everyone knows that a drunken Thor is a handsy Thor. There are no personal space or privacy issues for him. And his friends are sick of it, so they make Loki take him to bed. But a drunk Thor is not a picky Thor, either…
Word count: 3k
Rec notes: Kinda goofy, kinda spicy. Thor is very handsy when he’s drunk, much to the discomfort of his friends. The obvious solution is to make someone he wouldn’t dare get handsy with deal with him.
Just a short little thing that comes with a few surprises.